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Holy Smores, Batman!

Not only have I been unaware of this fact, I suppose many of you out there have been, too. Please be seated while you read:

Graham Crackers were originally created to curb your sexual appetite. That’s right, the popular, campfire-friendly snack was actually invented solely for the purpose of curbing America's overactive libido. 

Sylvester Graham, a minister, created the Graham cracker in an attempt to rid Americans of their greed and lust. He thought that adding any spice or sugars to foods increased sexual urges, and suggested sticking to simple, bland products. With his bland cracker, Graham created a diet trend and even gained a cult-like following.

I'm sure the makers of this food group knew of this and have changed the ingredients, right? REALLY? RIGHT?

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