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Holy Smores, Batman!

Not only have I been unaware of this fact, I suppose many of you out there have been, too. Please be seated while you read:

Graham Crackers were originally created to curb your sexual appetite. That’s right, the popular, campfire-friendly snack was actually invented solely for the purpose of curbing America's overactive libido. 

Sylvester Graham, a minister, created the Graham cracker in an attempt to rid Americans of their greed and lust. He thought that adding any spice or sugars to foods increased sexual urges, and suggested sticking to simple, bland products. With his bland cracker, Graham created a diet trend and even gained a cult-like following.

I'm sure the makers of this food group knew of this and have changed the ingredients, right? REALLY? RIGHT?
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End The Diversity Lottery!

"The Washington Post Editorial Board unleashed a tearful rant against President Donald Trump this 
week, accusing him of lacking humanity for his “disgraceful” decision to use DACA amnesty as leverage 
for a better immigration policy. 

While the meat of the Post’s complaints did not particularly surprise us – 
they are, after all, the bloodiest of the bleeding-heart liberals, and bleeding-heart liberals love to love 
illegal immigrants – some of their arguments did. We weren’t aware that the left was actually going to 
oppose the end of abjectly insane U.S. policies like the Diversity Lottery, but apparently, we made that
old, damnable mistake once again: We underestimated just how fundamentally these liberals despise the United States.

We’re not even going to bother getting into the Post’s argument for DACA amnesty,
of the same liberal BS you’ve heard a thousand times. And besides, it’s nothing compared to this extraordinary claim they made in this paragraph. To be clear, they’re saying …

Stop DACA Now!

"What all of these pleas for legislation to grant blanket amnesty to 800,000 or more illegal aliens have in common is a complete contempt for the American worker, their quality of life and future prospects.
Moreover, the real goal of this effort is not to merely grant some humanitarian-motivated relief to current DACA beneficiaries, it is to advance the ultimate goal of changing the United States into an open borders globalist econometric society stripped of any of the of the trappings of nationhood or American exceptionalism.
[Multi-culturism is not diversity. It creates sections throughout America of unassimilated groups of people who are bent on establishing their old foreign communities physically right here in America and then defend it against American liberties, freedoms, and principles.]
The DACA fight isn’t about humanitarian relief for some unknown universe of illegal aliens, it is about preserving the promises made to American citizens in the preamble to the Constitut…

THE FAKE NEWS AWARDS

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS ANNOUNCED HIS FAKE NEWS AWARDS and ABC, CNN, Time, and the Washington Post all won big time. Here is the full list of an archive of the website: The New York Times’ Paul Krugman claimed on the day of President Trump’s historic, landslide victory that the economy would never recover.ABC News' Brian Ross CHOKES and sends markets in a downward spiral with false report.CNN FALSELY reported that candidate Donald Trump and his son Donald J. Trump, Jr. had access to hacked documents from WikiLeaks.TIME FALSELY reported that President Trump removed a bust of Martin Luther King, Jr. from the Oval Office.Washington Post FALSELY reported the President’s massive sold-out rally in Pensacola, Florida was empty. Dishonest reporter showed picture of empty arena HOURS before crowd started pouring in.CNN FALSELY edited a video to make it appear President Trump defiantly overfed fish during a visit with the Japanese prime minister. Japanese prime minister actually led the way wit…